I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.