On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Girls are soft and pretty.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.