Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.