In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.