In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

I grew up cursing a lot.

I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.