I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
I don't know what drives me to succeed.
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!