I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
Adam SandlerI do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
Adam SandlerWell I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Adam SandlerI bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.
Adam SandlerOne night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.
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