I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.