Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.