I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.