I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.