I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.