Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.