I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.