I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.