Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.