Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.