When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

I grew up cursing a lot.