Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
I like sitting and writing with my buddies.
I grew up cursing a lot.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.