My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

It's nice when little teams win.