You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.