You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.