You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.