You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.