When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.