This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!