I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.