Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.