I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.