I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.