I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.