I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

I know I want to always do the best I can.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.