I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.