I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.