I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.