I'm the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.

I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.