Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.

You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done. I wish I could say I'm an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I've been lucky that things have come across my path and they've worked out well for me.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.