Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.