I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.