You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.