As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.