People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.