Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.