I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.