I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.