I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.