As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.