As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”