I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!