If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Al YankovicAs a wise man once said, โApril Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.โ
Al YankovicOne of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
Al Yankovic