You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.