You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.