I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

I was a high school throw-out.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.