Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.

I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.