And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.