It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.

Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.