As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.