It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it's more fun with someone who really likes it. I can't imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.