A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!