My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.
My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.
One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'
As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.