I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.