And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.