And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.