I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We're reflections. It's a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.