Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.