Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.