We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.

I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.