I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

I was a high school throw-out.

When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.