Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan KingMy father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'
Alan KingLarry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
Alan KingAnd humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
Alan King