There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.