There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.

If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.

As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.