There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.

That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.