The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.

Modesty is not one of my virtues.

The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." The lawyer frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."

I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.