Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.
I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator... Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or 'stage' Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.