I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.