I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.

Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

I was a high school throw-out.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!